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March Madness Mascot Murder Mayhem: Round of 32

18 Mar


Welcome to the next round of the mascot battle royal.  I will assume you are already familiar with how this works, but I will refresh your memory on the few rules in this competition:

  • Indeterminable mascots lose.  No exceptions.
  • The battle to the death takes place on the home turf of the higher seeded mascot.
  • Battles between identical mascots will be won by the higher seeded mascot.
  • Deadlocks will go to the higher seeded mascot.
  • I am always right and your opinion does not matter in this very subjective analysis.
  • You can’t triple stamp a double stamp.

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March Madness Mascot Murder Mayhem: Round of 64

18 Mar

ImageIt is that time of the year again, folks.  It is time to throw aside any logic and research and fill out your March Madness bracket like a man. Fill it out using the only method that makes sense in this world: which mascot would win in a real life battle to the death?  In the interest of time, I will assume you are not a terrible person and you are aware of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.  I must stress that this analysis is very subjective.  Let’s do this thing.

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American justice is broken

25 May

Brian David Mitchell, the man who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart, was a paranoid schizophrenic who thought he was a prophet of God. He was sentenced to life in prison today, and rightfully so.

Jared Lee Loughner, the man who killed six innocent people and wounded thirteen more, has been declared as mentally unfit for trial. Continue reading